Tom Cruise

Here are photos of Tom Cruise at the NYC premiere of Mission: Impossible 5, where it looks like he has a new set of chompers. Actually, this is an illusion. His teeth are the same (and I’m ashamed for knowing this), but there’s something different about his face. His hair is out of control, probably because he thinks he looks younger with a wild, untamable mane. The focus of this promotional tour, of course, is Tom’s bravery in performing stunts. No one cares about the newly revealed information about how he banished his 14-year-old niece for kissing a boy (how un-Scientologist). This is all about Tom’s epic movie-star awesomeness, and the world is fawning over the greatest stuntman ever. And this hair.

Tom Cruise

Tom walked the red carpet with no one. His rumored “smitten” subject of the moment, his 22-year-old assistant, went public with her boyfriend. He also didn’t pose with co-star Rebecca Ferguson again, which is weird. Makes me wonder if Tom really put the moves on her and gave her a copy of Dianetics, but she had none of it.

Tom stopped by the The Tonight Show to have a lip sync battle with Jimmy Fallon. This was a Top Gun sort of performance.

I’m including photos of Jeremy Renner, Alec Baldwin, and Simon Pegg. Rebecca looked beautiful but utterly miserable in a Vivienne Westwood dress. There’s a story here somewhere.

Jeremy Renner

Rebecca Ferguson

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet & WENN

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