John Travolta’s alleged big gay secret covers this week’s National Enquirer. Unfortunately, the Enquirer hasn’t released anything formally, so we’re just stuck with summaries and the odd detail here and there. The basics: a book is about to be published called You’ll Never Spa In This Town Again (clever… not really), by Robert Randolph. It’s all about the “gay spa” culture, or rather, the “secret gay spa culture” in Hollywood. Randolph claims that Hollywood closeted dudes go to the “spa” for some mani/pedis and get some hot gay action on the side, I suppose. Here’s what I could pull from assorted sources:
According to the National Enquirer, John Travolta is cheating on his wife of 19 years, Kelly Preston, just months before their baby is due.
“John Travolta has been cheating on Kelly for years! And when the details emerge, he’s gonna make Tiger Woods look like a boy scout,” said Robert Randolph, author of the memoir, You’ll Never Spa in This Town Again.
Apparently, Travolta has been a participant in Hollywood’s “secret gay spa subculture,” where the actor has engaged in “lewd sex acts with other men” on several occasions.
Robert said, “I met John in 1998, after he had married Kelly. I believe the marriage is a total fraud because John is totally into guys and has been having sex with them behind Kelly’s back for years. He came on to me a number of times. I always turned him down. But there was always some guy who was willing to have sex with him. And John didn’t stop cheating on Kelly after either of their children was born. John’s a cheating dog. It’s just been wrong, because his wife seems like such a sweet woman.”
Robert, who passed a lie detector test for his interview with the Enquirer, also said that John’s “secret gay life is one of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets. He blatantly cruises guys, and doesn’t seem to care who sees him. I saw him with his lover and he couldn’t get enough. And when the details emerge, he’s gonna make Tiger Woods look like a boy scout. John should come out of the closet already and stop living a lie. His wife Kelly deserves so much better.”
[From Perez Hilton, Dlisted]
Shocking. Oh wait… we all knew that Travolta loved dudes, right? I actually think he might be bisexual, honestly. I know that’s a bold theory, but I do think he loves his wife and I believe he must have had sex with her on occasion. But, yes, in general, Travolta might prefer the man-meat. ALLEGEDLY. As for the whole “boning dudes at spas” thing – I guess spas are the fancier, A-List version of bathhouses? Could these closeted dudes come up with a cover story that actually doesn’t sound like it’s already a gay meeting place, though? Like, “John Travolta caught up in secret gay golf club culture.” Or, “John Travolta cruises bears on the refrigerated toupee circuit.”
Here are some extra photos of John and his lace-front, for your secret gay spa enjoyment:
Enquirer cover courtesy of CoverAwards. John and Kelly on March 23, 2010, John in June. Credit: WENN.
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